Borommakot's Baby

Nickname: Jessu

Birthday: 11/14/1988
Current Location: My grandparent's house in the extremely uninteresting state of South Carolina.
Hair Color: Half brown, half an orangey sort of blonde from when I dyed it last summer.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.
Innie or Outie: Innie.
The shoes you wore today: Red Converse high tops. That I bought BEFORE I found out that Nike bought 'em out.
Your hair: Um. Boring?
Your eyes: Greenish-blueish-grayish.
Your weakness: Music. Gum. Risks. White wine.
Your fears: Pain.
Your perfect pizza: Ham and pineapple.
Your most overused phrase on aolaim: Heh.
Your thoughts when you first wake up: Ooo... I'm awake now. Ah my head hurts! *cringes* I wonder what the hell I did last night...
The first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: Hair, smile, body type.
Your best physical features: You tell me.
Your greatest accomplishment: Uh... uh... reading "Doctor Zhivago" by Boris Pasternak. It took immense effort, but it was worth it.
Your best memory: Being 4 years old and meeting my first best friend at the park. She had freckles and big hair and picked on me.
Smoke: Nuh-uh.
Cuss: Yeah. And I don't curb my language for anybody, except occasionally at my parents' request (and only because they have legal authority over me).
Sing well: Noooo way.
Take a shower everyday: Yeah. My hair gets all... gross... otherwise.
Like high school: Pfft, no. It's a tremendous waste of my oh-so-valuable time.
Want to get married?: Eh, I guess.
Type with your fingers on the right keys: Yep. Always.
Believe in yourself: Dude, that idea was shot down around the same time as Kurt Cobain.
Get motion sickness: No.
Think you're a health freak: No... my usual diet of Mountain Dew and sugary cereals should disprove THAT theory.
Get along with your parents: ...kinda. My dad better than my mom, because I'm a lot like him. Kinda apathetic and prefer not to overanalyze stuff. Whereas my mom has to talk about things FOREVER before she can get any peace of mind.
Like thunderstorms: No, because I have to turn the computer off.
Play an instrument: Do air drums count?
Drank alcohol: Yeah.
Smoked: Yeah, once.
Done a drug: Um... I take it abusing prescription drugs counts. Then, yeah.
Made Out: Yeah.
Go on a date: Yeah.
Go to the mall: Yeah, unfortunately.
Been on stage: Yeah.
Been dumped: Never that I cared very much.
Gone skating: Egh, no. I could fall down and get hurt. And we all know how much I dislike physical discomfort.
Made homemade cookies: Yeah... burned 'em.
Been in love: Nope.
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Dyed your hair: Yeah. Several times.
Stolen anything: Not from a store or anything. From my parents, quite a lot.
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Um... do my socks count? I don't think so.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yep.
Been caught "doing something": Uh... what?
Been called a tease: No.
Gotten beaten up: PEOPLE DON'T HIT ME. I don't understand why, I'm annoying as hell and I really ask to be thumped one.
Shoplifted: Nah. Too paranoid.
If so, did you get caught: ...
Changed who you were to fit in: Subtly, I suppose. Pretty much in a good way, though.
Age you hope to be married: I don't intend to marry, but I guess I'll settle down with somebody and start a family sometime in my twenties, I guess.
Numbers and Names of Children: 2. One named Adrian (or Adrienne, if it's a girl). I don't care about the other.
Describe your Dream Wedding: Like I said, I don't intend to marry.
What age do you want to die: 27. Or if I can't die young, sometime in my 90's so I can stick around for a while and piss people off.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Film director/technical director at a theater/screenwriter/college professor.
What country would you most like to visit: Britain.

Favorite
candy? Chiclets gum.
toy? Cardboard boxes. They are seriously fun if you're a 4-year-old (or have the mindset of one).
stuffed animal? Yellow Care Bear I got for my last birthday as a joke.
movie: SOOOOO MANY. Just visit SCR.
t.v. show: Don't watch that much TV, but I'm into standup on Comedy Central at the moment.
good eatins'? Food is irrelevant to life. I have much more important things to do than think about food.
cartoon character: Don't watch cartoons.
movie star? Eh... I suppose I'd have to say John Cusack or Johnny Depp, although they're not really "stars."

virgin? Yeah.
ever been in love? No.
ever hated? I hate many, many things. I am a very negative person.
how about drugs? All for 'em as long as you don't fuck yourself up too much.
school? It's a boring waste of my time.
how about girls? how about girls? I AM a girl, you nitwit.

1.What do you most want to be remembered for?
My intelligence, and ironically also my stupidity.
2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?
"Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up, life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now!" - Song for the Kids, Denis Leary
3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?
I don't *do* achievements. Too bourguois (if I spelled that right).
4. What about the past ten years?
Uh... learning to read?
5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?
*breaks into song* "Ooooh... LIFE'S GONNA SUCK WHEN YOU GROW UP, WHEN YOU GROW UP, WHEN YOU GROW UP..."